Tuesday 17 January 2012

Smelly Feet...

I have a problem. It seems to have started in the tropics. My problem is my feet. They smell bad, they really stink in a what-on-earth-died kinda way, sort of like when you come across a Rafflesia Arnoldii flower in the jungle.

This makes things difficult as it is custom here to remove your shoes before you enter someone’s house. I truly believe it would be better for everyone if I just left them on. I now have to wash my shoes out every couple of days to remove the rotting flesh that sticks to the anatomic sole of my sandals and apply foot antiperspirant everyday. Not cool.

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